and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
