I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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