I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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