She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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