do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
