she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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