What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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