There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
