Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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