I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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