After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I don't think brook has ever known best
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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