Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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