do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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