I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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