Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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