In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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