is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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