it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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