Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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