bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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