Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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