I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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