Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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