What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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