Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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