So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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