White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Come on in and take your pants off
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