Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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