I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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