He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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