You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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