Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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