ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You have to summon your inner elephant
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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