But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
They are going to name an STD after you.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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