If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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