wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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