Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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