I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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