How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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