the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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