im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Randomize
