I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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