we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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