Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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