Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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