If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I just forgot I was standing up.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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