At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
