You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
