i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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