Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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