never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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